Who the fuck do you think you are? Like seriously, in the whole duration of our friendship I’ve needed you this one time and you decide to fucking piss off. Well don’t expect me to fucking text you ever again. Oh and after all of your lies and deceitfulness, don’t expect us to be friends for a long time. Don’t come to my birthday, don’t try to fuck all of my friends. But most importantly, don’t try to blame the breaking down of our friendship on me, this is all your doing, you have yourself to thank.